Crede mihi, bene qui latuit bene vixit (Ovid, Tristia III.IV.25).

I am a rather boring and dull person.

With time and luck, I hope to become more so.

Favorite movies are Megane, Babette’s Feast, and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Favorite books are Deep River by Shūsaku Endō, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, and I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen.

The best song is “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers. This is not negotiable nor controvertible.

I’m not sure what my favorite song is, but Blaze Foley, John Prine, or Count Bass D probably wrote it.