stats

since Sep 4, 2026 02:32 UTC (51d ago)

0 here right now
64,841 page views 19% of 165,634 requests came from a browser
912 readers browsers that opened a stream
9s typical read median visible time on a page
27,394 404s first one per visitor
35,661 probes trapped asked for what is not here

how long pages stayed open

A read is one browser's visible time on one page, with every tab-switch stitched back together. It says the page was in front of somebody, never that they read it.

pagereadstypicallongestleft at once
/sse/pages/home2659s15m 25s39
/sse/posts755s2m 00s37
/sse/now/beau5214s36s14
/sse/talks5213s1m 58s16
/sse/posts/claude-notes417s3h 17m14
/sse/pages/contact3312s1m 10s13
/sse/about/beau2616s36s3
/sse/timeline241s51s15
/sse/posts/pixel6screen1516s3h 38m6
/sse/404122s1m 03s7
/sse/posts/yt-dlp1016s2m 05s1
/sse/posts/choaked98s1h 09m2

What was asked for, and where it was asked from. The 404 list is what is left once the trap has taken the scanners: moved pages and typos, which are the ones worth fixing.

top pages

  1. / 20,562
  2. /robots.txt 3,189
  3. /talks/2026-historical-timeline 1,759
  4. /talks/2023-scholarship-committee 1,326
  5. /talks/2023-mds-lower-risk 1,272
  6. /talks/2025-cold-agglutinin 1,243
  7. /posts 1,209
  8. /talks/2024-cold-agglutinin 1,167
  9. /about 1,135
  10. /now 1,127

top 404 paths

  1. /__vite_rsc_findSourceMapURL 999
  2. /@fs/.env 994
  3. /console 648
  4. /userfiles 625
  5. /@fs/src/.env 514
  6. /@fs/app/.env 513
  7. /app 499
  8. /register 498
  9. /admin/login 495
  10. /user/login 495

top referrers

  1. direct 58,717
  2. internal 5,231
  3. google.com 610
  4. git.beauhilton.com 31
  5. 155.138.162.84 21
  6. soupault.net 12
  7. bing.com 10
  8. yahoo.com 8
  9. five.co.in 7
  10. yandex.com 7

who asked

Every counted request, 404s included, sorted four ways. "none" under arrival means the request carried no Sec-Fetch headers at all — browsers have sent those since 2020, so that is a script, whatever its user agent claimed to be.

arrival

  • none 134,436 81%
  • user-nav 24,620 15%
  • nav 4,447 3%
  • cors 1,240 <1%
  • xhr 712 <1%
  • embed 155 <1%
  • no-cors 15 <1%
  • not stated 8 <1%

platform

  • not stated 139,825 84%
  • Windows 23,257 14%
  • macOS 1,649 <1%
  • Linux 461 <1%
  • Android 424 <1%
  • iOS 12 <1%

language

  • not stated 117,560 71%
  • en 39,256 24%
  • zh 4,204 3%
  • * 2,322 1%
  • fr 1,823 1%
  • de 174 <1%

protocol

  • h2 100,733 61%
  • http/1.1 64,901 39%

the trap

35,661 probes for paths this site has never had. These are answered slowly and counted here, not in the numbers above.

pathasked byprobeslast
/adminMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.04333h ago
/dashboardMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.04333h ago
/wpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.3620927d ago
/wordpressMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.3611336d ago
/wp-content/plugins/hellopress/wp_filemanager.phpnot stated993d ago
/wp/index.phpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.369427d ago
/this_is_a_new_hello_world.phpnot stated903d ago
/1.phpnot stated653d ago
/.git/configMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/128.0.0.0 Safari/537.366444d ago
/3PJcpMFsD8B.phpnot stated623d ago
/chosen.phpnot stated593d ago
/BDKR28WP.phpnot stated583d ago