stats
since Sep 4, 2026 02:32 UTC (71d ago)
0 here right now
88,486 page views 19% of 226,722 requests came from a browser
1,335 readers browsers that opened a stream
8s typical read median visible time on a page
36,731 404s first one per visitor
48,179 probes trapped asked for what is not here
how long pages stayed open
A read is one browser's visible time on one page, with every tab-switch stitched back together. It says the page was in front of somebody, never that they read it.
| page | reads | typical | longest | left at once |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| /sse/pages/home | 304 | 9s | 15m 25s | 61 |
| /sse/posts | 97 | 3s | 2m 00s | 54 |
| /sse/now/beau | 70 | 10s | 36s | 26 |
| /sse/talks | 68 | 8s | 1m 58s | 28 |
| /sse/pages/contact | 52 | 5s | 1m 19s | 25 |
| /sse/posts/claude-notes | 47 | 8s | 3h 17m | 14 |
| /sse/404 | 39 | 1s | 1m 03s | 31 |
| /sse/timeline | 37 | 1s | 51s | 26 |
| /sse/about/beau | 31 | 16s | 36s | 6 |
| /sse/posts/yt-dlp | 23 | 16s | 2m 05s | 1 |
| /sse/posts/pixel6screen | 22 | 18s | 3h 38m | 6 |
| /sse/posts/mime | 17 | 18s | 59s | 1 |
What was asked for, and where it was asked from. The 404 list is what is left once the trap has taken the scanners: moved pages and typos, which are the ones worth fixing.
top pages
- / 28,544
- /robots.txt 4,558
- /talks/2026-historical-timeline 2,293
- /talks/2023-scholarship-committee 1,686
- /posts 1,674
- /talks/2025-cold-agglutinin 1,661
- /talks/2023-mds-lower-risk 1,597
- /about 1,542
- /now 1,534
- /talks/2024-cold-agglutinin 1,533
top 404 paths
- /@fs/.env 1,107
- /__vite_rsc_findSourceMapURL 1,077
- /userfiles 898
- /console 797
- /account 615
- /auth 614
- /.vite/manifest.json 613
- /api/.env 613
- /build/manifest.json 607
- /dist/.vite/manifest.json 607
top referrers
- direct 79,560
- internal 7,794
- google.com 649
- aocr.org 70
- git.beauhilton.com 63
- soupault.net 23
- 155.138.162.84 21
- five.co.in 20
- bing.com 18
- yahoo.com 18
who asked
Every counted request, 404s included, sorted four ways. "none" under arrival means the request carried no Sec-Fetch headers at all — browsers have sent those since 2020, so that is a script, whatever its user agent claimed to be.
the trap
48,179 probes for paths this site has never had. These are answered slowly and counted here, not in the numbers above.
| path | asked by | probes | last |
|---|---|---|---|
| /admin | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.0 | 556 | 2d ago |
| /dashboard | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.0 | 556 | 2d ago |
| /wp | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 | 209 | 47d ago |
| /wp-content/plugins/hellopress/wp_filemanager.php | not stated | 116 | 12h ago |
| /wordpress | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 | 113 | 56d ago |
| /this_is_a_new_hello_world.php | not stated | 107 | 12h ago |
| /wp/index.php | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 | 94 | 47d ago |
| /.env | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 | 79 | 10h ago |
| /.git/config | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 | 78 | 10h ago |
| /3PJcpMFsD8B.php | not stated | 76 | 12h ago |
| /1.php | not stated | 75 | 12h ago |
| /.git/index | Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 | 74 | 10h ago |