stats

since Sep 4, 2026 02:32 UTC (31d ago)

0 here right now
37,873 page views 18% of 95,422 requests came from a browser
599 readers browsers that opened a stream
9s typical read median visible time on a page
16,730 404s first one per visitor
18,036 probes trapped asked for what is not here

how long pages stayed open

A read is one browser's visible time on one page, with every tab-switch stitched back together. It says the page was in front of somebody, never that they read it.

pagereadstypicallongestleft at once
/sse/pages/home1939s1m 59s22
/sse/posts493s2m 00s29
/sse/posts/claude-notes386s3h 17m15
/sse/talks3112s1m 58s9
/sse/now/beau2912s19s9
/sse/pages/contact228s23s8
/sse/timeline174s51s11
/sse/about/beau1416s36s2
/sse/posts/pixel6screen113s7m 45s6
/sse/posts/choaked88s1h 09m2
/sse/40479s1m 03s3
/sse/posts/yt-dlp716s2m 05s0

What was asked for, and where it was asked from. The 404 list is what is left once the trap has taken the scanners: moved pages and typos, which are the ones worth fixing.

top pages

  1. / 12,669
  2. /robots.txt 1,884
  3. /talks/2026-historical-timeline 1,022
  4. /talks/2023-scholarship-committee 758
  5. /talks/2024-cold-agglutinin 735
  6. /posts 722
  7. /talks/2025-cold-agglutinin 712
  8. /about 682
  9. /now 674
  10. /talks/2023-mds-lower-risk 647

top 404 paths

  1. /console 445
  2. /@fs/.env 389
  3. /__vite_rsc_findSourceMapURL 370
  4. /userfiles 321
  5. /auth 303
  6. /register 303
  7. /app 302
  8. /.vite/manifest.json 301
  9. /signup 301
  10. /account 299

top referrers

  1. direct 33,400
  2. internal 3,680
  3. google.com 577
  4. 155.138.162.84 21
  5. git.beauhilton.com 16
  6. soupault.net 8
  7. bing.com 7
  8. five.co.in 7
  9. baidu.com 5
  10. duckduckgo.com 5

who asked

Every counted request, 404s included, sorted four ways. "none" under arrival means the request carried no Sec-Fetch headers at all — browsers have sent those since 2020, so that is a script, whatever its user agent claimed to be.

arrival

  • none 78,072 82%
  • user-nav 12,652 13%
  • nav 4,194 4%
  • xhr 295 <1%
  • embed 147 <1%
  • cors 51 <1%
  • no-cors 8 <1%
  • not stated 3 <1%

platform

  • not stated 81,086 85%
  • Windows 12,813 13%
  • macOS 971 1%
  • Android 368 <1%
  • Linux 172 <1%
  • iOS 9 <1%

language

  • not stated 68,909 72%
  • en 22,922 24%
  • zh 2,603 3%
  • * 596 <1%
  • de 127 <1%
  • cs 79 <1%

protocol

  • h2 52,983 56%
  • http/1.1 42,439 44%

the trap

18,036 probes for paths this site has never had. These are answered slowly and counted here, not in the numbers above.

pathasked byprobeslast
/adminMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.02438h ago
/dashboardMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/153.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/153.0.0.02438h ago
/wpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.362097d ago
/wordpressMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.3611316d ago
/wp/index.phpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.36947d ago
/.git/configMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/128.0.0.0 Safari/537.366424d ago
/adminMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/152.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/152.0.0.05419d ago
/dashboardMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/152.0.0.0 Safari/537.36 Edg/152.0.0.05419d ago
/wp-content/plugins/hellopress/wp_filemanager.phpnot stated5015h ago
/blog/index.phpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.364816d ago
/wordpress/index.phpMozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.364816d ago
/this_is_a_new_hello_world.phpnot stated4215h ago